Apprentice of Lunacy; Mentor of Psychosis
Historians generally consider Psycho Wizard to be the most accomplished magick-wielder of the wizard sons of the Grand Lord. Extensive documentation paints a vivid picture of the long life of Psycho Wizard, who lived well beyond 215 years before his demise. In that time, he was responsible for countless acts of abject madness and depravity. Some of his exploits most noted by his contemporaries include the 483rd winter of the Sixth Age, wherein he cast a curse upon the skies and for the months until the magick ceased, precipitation fell as bubbling amniotic fluid; "The mouth of the mutiny", a two year span in which infants of the continent were inexplicably able to speak, but only in brutish, curse-laden tongue; and perhaps most remarkably, his successful "Great Mudslide of 522 S.A.", transposing for one night all straw mattresses of the lands with the feces of Highbacks (a type of donkey) at the stroke of midnight, while inhabitants of the day were deep asleep. As his abilities continued to grow in technical prowess and concentrated force, he sought to create his own organization of capable and insane adherents. His first attempt came with the abduction of two girls from St. Dora's School for Orphan Girls (of modern notoriety). Under the brief tutelage of Psycho Wizard, the girls developed remarkable powers, though did not progress deeply into the control of these abilities. Lord Blonious the Gruff, discovering the diabolical plot, managed to surround Psycho Wizard with a platoon of men in the Glass Forest. To secure his own escape, Psycho Wizard agreed to send the girls back to their own time, and in doing so, managed to evade capture. The girls returned to the Modern Age, but neither girl's identification has ever been positively determined. (Seemingly sourceless hijinxing and chaos-magick is a well-known occurrence presently at the school.) Undeterred, Psycho Wizard's next success was the transmuting of two barkworms into living girls, Elfog & Harap, whom he tutored extensively in the chaos-magick arts. Responsible for a number of horrific curses and spells in their own right, the twin worm-girls' carried out the terror of their creator-master long after his death. Recovered writings describe that on the 5th hour of the 50th day of the 50th year after his death, the girls both abruptly dropped where they stood, instantly reverting back into their original forms, and- as having long outlived the typical span of bloodworms- shriveled into stone, becoming the legendary Twin Stone Barkworms. Lore of the day says that these pieces were so powerful that only one could be held at a time by a single man, and were recovered respectively by Sir Gruddy Blargenflat- who reportedly wove the Elfog Barkworm into the collar of his Hound, purportedly becoming the source of the dog's inexplicable vigor and longevity- while the Harap Barkworm was recovered by Fanzy Sweetweather and embedded in the clasp of her cloak- which is said to have granted her the counterpart of slow growth, allowing her to remain small in stature while sharp in skill over the course of her long child-assassin career.